I have Mjolnir IN. MY. PANTS.

sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

Tumblr randomly logged me out.

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

(via weaponizedwit)

absoluutebliss:

first of all who allowed me on the internet

(via lololololoki)

ablogwithoutpants:

impalas-wings:

pizz4s:

if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon

… small gay moments?

we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways

if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong

(via ignorethedust)

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

iamtheprofessor:

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,

“Listen here you little shit”

(via lololololoki)